Pathetic eggstremely Pathetic

Please read some conversations tht hav been going on lately which exposes the state of our minds.

START :
Will hafta present the excerpts of the mail as a chat as there are space and time constraints:

Snehal : Z

Please temme which song I am referring to????

Bolo Bolo Tell Tell !!!!

Socho na thoda !!!!

Just a bit more to scroll for the answer

Well tis from the movie Dhoom – 2

Gray-Z (Say it In heavy Mallu accent ) kiya re………….



Ziom: Snehal's gone Z , I-Flez mein akele

Kurt: Ppl I almost guessed his faltu joke.
Waise Doston I have successfully changed the location of our so-called “Picnic” (read quote PICNIC unquote).
The new destination would be – any guesses???
YES my frenz its POWAI… J
(applause)
Thanks a lot, guys…. J
HP : Then, how the hell will it be a picnic ..It will be a outing :D

Kurt : HP, Bhool gaya jab tu chota tha, toh Powai Garden mein PICNIC ke liye jaata tha??? JJ
Ehhsaan faramosh… Jish thali mein khata hai ussi mein cheed kar raha hai… J J J

P.S. : all this is due to frustration of not being let into GE ODC… they need signatures from all over the world… !@#!#$!@$!@$!@
I said: “Phele uss aadmi ka sign leke aao, jissne yeh process shurru kiya tha”
They said: FO.
Now am running around for signatures…

HP : Naah..Never went to Powai for picnic…But did go to Vihar Lake and Chota Kashmir once…Just wondered later as to why does not the Kashmir sue the ppl who kept that pathetic place’s name as Chota Kashmir…

Kurt : Coz chote, agar chote ko chota nahi kahenge toh chote ko lagega ki who chota nahi baada hai.
Samjha kya chote…
UTTAM: HP
Tujhe saaf shabdon mein chotta kaha jar aha hai….
As in people frm the lesser race! I mean this is racism…………………..dude get up and fight fer ur rights! And lefts !
:P
Am vella today so

plz forgive me….i know not what I do….
Please forgive me……

HP (Pathetic reply):
Tue k Vela, Main Ek Vela, Who Ek Vela
Aao Sajaaye ek Mela,
Jismein har Ek aaye Akela,
Phir ghar jaayenge Khaake karela :-)

Ziom:
Main bhi gaya tha mela
jahan mila nujhe ek bandar
jiske paas tha kela
maine usse pucha
kal dhoni kyon nahi khela
usne mujhe bola
chod na ye jhamela
aur tu bhi kha kela
maine usse pucha kya hai tera naam
woh bola HP akela

Then starts a new series of mails regarding a pinic.


Miss X : im also in for Powai
Mr X (No relation to miss X though): Me too….
Ziom : Me 3
HP: Ek hi aadmi allowed hain..
Snehal :Abbe he’s talking abt his t other alter ego’s - Namely Mowas and Mowillbe (Ziom's real name is Moiz)
HP :Yeh Kaun hain??
Snehal : mois
Ziom : actually main meri aur meri tan-hai aur meri tan-nahi-hai ki baat kar raha tha
HP : Himesh jaisi tuuuuunnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa-
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
HP: Array main “Namely Mowas and Mowillbe” inke bare mein pooch raha tha
Snehal : They are mois’s alter ego’s
Ziom : actually i am moiZ
HP: Abhi tak subah waala joke..
Naya nikaal thakur
Ziom : aaj tu gabbar mode mein hai kya?
Snehal : Gabbar kam raj babbar zyaada lag raha hai .
HP (Pathetic again) : Mode to default pe hi hain…
HP : Hahaha..Agar aise lag raha hoon aur mujhe Smitha Patil jaise koi mil jaaye to koi gam nahin :D
Ziom : Raj Babbar bhi nahi Rubber lag raha hai
HP : Stop your Blubber :-)
Snehal : Chup be fugger(Mallu accent again)
HP : Is I-Flakes(name changed to avoid copyrights infringementand to save my job) that pathetic ki that you have started researching accents over there…?
Snehal : Thoda hai but even more pathetic than i-flakes in this case is Accent-ure
HP: hahahaha

Nobody bothered to continue/reply to the topic after this pathetic chain of events and then they all lived happily ever after .

THE END

I guess this shd just abt sum abt the state of the IT industry and the brain drain caused. (BTW brain drain is not caused by learning here and then leving India. It can evn be done here baithe baithe as just seen in the case above)