Another weekend of fun....

Lately me and gubi have been spending a lot of weekends alone due to every1 else being very busy to meet. ... (we were feeling so gay then). this weekend every1 dint have a reason to not come so we ended up @ our latest haunt--- Mocha...

Excerpts of a convo that we had.

Scene 1 :
Stan : Youth convention ka problem sahi tha re.
Me : Naachne ka kuch tha kya ?
Gubi : Annual tha kya re
Stan : Ab may tumpe han soonga.......

We go hahahahahahah.

Will post more once i get the time

Runn...

The Standard Chartered Marathon for this year came and went. This yer was sumthing new.

I ran the Dream run today.
And surprise surprise , i ended up crossing the tape first ......

Well the things that you can do in ur dreams......

Its been more than a week with me cracking this joke to all and sundry.... (Even my HR .her name is Sundari...:D. Her looks dont reflect her name though ).

Yesterday night i cracked this joke to my frend Gubi...
Today morning I got another bad joke back in return...

I was staying over@ Gubi's place and he had woken up before me..

The moment i woke up he comes up to me and says...

Gubi : U lost !!! U lost..
Me : (Still groggy) huh ??!!!
Gubi : Main marathon mein first aaya.!!!!
Me : Bhag be. Main aaya first .
Gubi : chal phut... Dekh main jaldi utth gaya tere se.....
I stare @ him trying to come back with a retort and come up with a very weak one.

Me : Main kab ka first aaya tha . Was waiting for the prize distribution ceremony.... Tu haar gaya islye nikal gaya tha....

Another stupid post

Lately since the new year have started growing a new beard . Thick one at that. .

My friends keep pestering me to shave it off saying that it hurts my prospects when it comes to girls. (As if i stand a chance without it).

Today was a bit irritated due to some issues at work . Here is a a small dialogue that went on with me and a colleague

Colleague : Arre ek kaam kar na
Snehal : Kya ?
Colleague : (trying to be a smart alec) Daadi bana ke aa na .... (and starts sniggering).
Me : (Already visibly irritated) . Itni toh banayee hain. aur kya marker leke bana du kya ???
Colleague is stunned and watching me . A guy and girl sitting next to him are going hhahahahahahah.

Mr

Cant think of a title for every new post that i come up with. So put in my title . :)

Today we checked out a new joint . Mummy's kitchen which has replaced good old shankara palace where my college friends went to do first class (code word for drinking then) .

The food at the place was surpringly good and the prices reasonable. BTW my port was not a review on the place but an incident that took place there.

Muks, me , gubi and harish had made our way there and settled down to place our final order ( the place was closing for the night and we had to place our final order )

Mukesh : Main kuch khaane nahin waala hain.
Gubi : Soup lete hain na
Me : Mera pet bhara hain. I dont want soup .
Harish : Main bhi soup nahin lega.

Me and gubi then got into a tangle ordering dishes. In the end we place an order but werent sure of it.

Gubi (to waiter) : Order repeat karna.
Waiter (completely confused but manages to hold his wits) : 1 Murg mussallam , 1/2 butter chicken blah blah.

Gubi : (After the waiter completes his order) Correct.

By this time me and mukesh are in splits.

Mukesh : tu kya waiter ka viva le raha tha kya. sab bolne ke baad bol raha hain Correct karke.....

Another one

I missed a day but atleast am trying to be regular...

Scene : The date is Feb 15th 2009. We are already pooped out and sitting in Apsara waiting for the clock to strike 12 to wish Harish. Everyone is so bored that we decide to celebrate his birthday then and there. Unfortunately we have no cake. Fortunately we have 2 caramel custard's - One that Gubi has ordered and the other by Stan & Me . Gubi has already started eating his custard.

Stanley : Bahut pakk gaya re. Harish ka budday yahi manate hain...
Snehal : Lekin cake nahin hain.
Stanley : Custard hai na .. Custard kaat te hain
Gubi : (without looking up) . haan tera waala kaat te hain ....

Stan and Me go hahahahahhahahahaha

No Topic. .... Just JMS

Am really bored in office today and take some time off to call Stan.

Me : Kya kar raha hain.
Stan : Kuch nahin re. (Standard answer. Second standard answer is kaam).
Me: chod na (Standard retort to any of the 2 standard replies by stan).
Stan : Tu mujhe pagaar dega phir.

Me and have been discussing lists lately.... We suddenly start talking of additions we could be making to our lists....
Me : Agar main tere yahan rehta i would have known some ppl who stayed in your area and added some names in my list for you.
Stan : Mukesh saala haraami hain. apna aaram se setting kar sakta tha lekin kuch karta nahin hain.
Me: Agar main mukesh ke yahan bhi rehta tha toh bhi karta tere liye ..

Stan :Reh na mukesh ke ghar pe 3-4 din.
Me: Tu bhi agar mere yahan rehta toh mere liye kuch kartaa
Stan : (Getting irritated). Chup saale.
Me : Sacchi re . if i had stayed near u tere liye kuch na kuch dekh leta
Stan : Mere ghar ke yahan aaja. Ek kaam kar mere ghar pe rehle .
Saala tu aayega toh saala aisa na ho jaaye ki main tujhe pata lu......

Uncontrollable laughter......................................................................

Still Keeping my promise

Was at home all day so dint get to interact much with anyone. Had nothing to post hence just putting up something that happened some days back .

Scene : We have decided to go to Malvan . We all are sitting in Mocha doing some talking about the trip. Suddenly stanley makes a statement .

Stan: Yeh time thoda kharcha kam karne ka hain. Apna khaane pe sabse zyaada paisa kharch hota hain . Thoda kam khaate hain bhai log.....

Gubi : Haan re. tum log kam khaoo.

We all are a bit stunned and stare at Gubi.. ....

Then we all go hahahahahahahahahah.

New Year cometh

The beginning of a new year ....again.... :) . Time for some resolutions.The same old ones from last year get carried forward. Get a six pack, start a new band , play in the Times Shield A division etc etc (Just quoted the ones that would never be completed ).
This year just made a small promise to myself that I would start writing some posts in this almost defunct blog (It was actually what we call a webpage with a lot of cobwebs in it) .
To ensure that i kept this promise to myself, i decided to start blogging on a topic which i knew i could constantly put pen to paper ...in this case hand to keyboard. I also wanted to spend my time on the net doing sumthing more constructive than mafia wars. Hence this thought.

Decided to post small anecdotes in my day to day life. Something that brought a smile to my lips today, something that made me laugh out loud. I hope somewhere down the line maybe, after 10-15 years when i get older and just read through these posts , it would bring a smile to my lips again ..... (or maybe tears .)

Two incidents today that caused some laughter today....

Me, mukesh, harish and Abhilash (henceforth will be referred to as Gubi) are walking in Nirmal Lifestyle towards Mocha. Gubi and Harish meet an old school friend and stop to talk. Meanwhile me and mukesh are just lounging around.
My eyes fall on this cute chick who is standing all alone. The following dialogue follows .

Me: Mukesh , do u think i should hit on that chick. She is all alone.
Mukesh(giving me a glare) : Wait for 10 minutes, her bf will come around and give u a hit....(Bright High School - english)
Me : tu bol raha hain nahin toh i would have surely gone and hit on her.

Saying this me and mukesh turned around to see whether Gubi and harish were done .
I then turned around again once more and saw that a guy came to meet this girl (In all probability here bf) and they started walking away. I turned around to mukesh again.
Me : 10 kya . ek minute bhi nahin laga re......
mukesh turns around to see the girl and her bf and we go hahahahahhahahahah.

Me: I should probably be viewed by girls as a BF finder . Good earning there. Same for any marriage portal. success gauranteed.
We again go hahahahahahahhahahahaha.

Anecdote 2 :

Me, Harish, Muks and Gubi are sitting in Mocha. All of us have ordered sumthing to drink. Mukesh and Harish have ordered the blueberry brainfreezer.

Stan walks in . He sits down and has some idle chit chat with us.

Stan : Maine resolution banaya hain. yeh saal gaali kam .
Harish : Kyu ?
Stan : Nahin re, apne muh me hamesha gaali hi rehti hain. aaj se gaali bandh. Snehal agar main gaali doonga to tuh rokle mujhe.
Snehal : pakka dost.

Instantly after this Stan looks around and sees the drinks on the table. He looks at Harish and asks what he is drinking.
Stan : Tu kya pee raha hain ?
Harish : Blueberry Brain freezer.
Stan : Bh****** . .

Me and stan look at each other after this last dialogue. We go hahahahahahahahahah.....