And another one

The gang and a few other regulars had gathered together yesterday for a lunch cum tea which ended up becoming a lunch + tea + dinner @ Chillis where we managed to act downright cheap. (was so full courtesy mukesh) . I guess that is one more place added to the list where they wont allow us in anymore.

After the whole interlude @ chillis we decided to move back to our haunt , Nirmal where we decided to watch a movie @ PVR .

Background : According to ancient customs , we all make it a point to celebrate anyone's birthday @ Mocha at midnight . Now Gubi did not attend Stan's birthday citing illness , he had an infection which led to a bump on the back of his head and subsequent fever .

He also (very conveniently) skipped work the next day citing the same reason. Now Stan was to throw his Bday party on Saturday but he skipped it to Sunday since Gubi wasnt available on Saturday. He had to go to Alibaug. What no1 except me knew was that Gubi was going for an overnight picnic therefore missing the part altogether. He then met us @ PVR for he movie .

At PVR :

Harish : Kya re . Bahut natak kar raha hain. Stanley ka bday ko nahin aaya mocha mein.
Gubi : Arre theek nahin tha re.
Harish : Phir Alibaug kaise gaya

Gubi :Gaadi se....

And as usual we go hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just another day

Me and the group (Stan,gubi, mukesh and harish ) were as usual sitting at our usual hangout - MOCHA . The regularity which we hangout with can be gauged by the fact that we know all the waiter/ managers there and that a select band of those waiters that serve us know our orders by heart. The moment we step inside ,get a seat and go to place an order , our fav waiter (Michael kancha china) comes up

Me/Gubi : Michael !! order le na
Michael : (Pointing to me) . aapko ek belgian waffle / country lemonade
(Pointing to Mukesh) . aapko ek blue berry brain freezer
Looking at all of us . Ek blueberry hookah .

The best thing is that a 90% of the times he is right abt the order !!!!

Coming back to the point of the post.....

We all are sitting there on a Saturday night and just jabbering about.

Gubi while talking is constantly flexing his thigh muscles in front of us.
(To give a background he and mukesh have been going to Gold's gym for around 3 months .)

While flexing his thigh , lifts up his shorts a bit (He only wears shorts outside nowadays) and says

Gubi : Muscle ka Cutting Dekh.
Me : Harish and mukesh dont pay attention.
Gubi : Muscle ka Cutting Dekh.
Me : Harish and mukesh dont pay attention again.
Gubi : Muscle ka Cutting Dekh.
Snehal : Baal ka cutting kar phir muscle ka cutting dikhega.

Mayhem follows with everyone laughing controllably.

Another weekend of fun....

Lately me and gubi have been spending a lot of weekends alone due to every1 else being very busy to meet. ... (we were feeling so gay then). this weekend every1 dint have a reason to not come so we ended up @ our latest haunt--- Mocha...

Excerpts of a convo that we had.

Scene 1 :
Stan : Youth convention ka problem sahi tha re.
Me : Naachne ka kuch tha kya ?
Gubi : Annual tha kya re
Stan : Ab may tumpe han soonga.......

We go hahahahahahah.

Will post more once i get the time

Runn...

The Standard Chartered Marathon for this year came and went. This yer was sumthing new.

I ran the Dream run today.
And surprise surprise , i ended up crossing the tape first ......

Well the things that you can do in ur dreams......

Its been more than a week with me cracking this joke to all and sundry.... (Even my HR .her name is Sundari...:D. Her looks dont reflect her name though ).

Yesterday night i cracked this joke to my frend Gubi...
Today morning I got another bad joke back in return...

I was staying over@ Gubi's place and he had woken up before me..

The moment i woke up he comes up to me and says...

Gubi : U lost !!! U lost..
Me : (Still groggy) huh ??!!!
Gubi : Main marathon mein first aaya.!!!!
Me : Bhag be. Main aaya first .
Gubi : chal phut... Dekh main jaldi utth gaya tere se.....
I stare @ him trying to come back with a retort and come up with a very weak one.

Me : Main kab ka first aaya tha . Was waiting for the prize distribution ceremony.... Tu haar gaya islye nikal gaya tha....

Another stupid post

Lately since the new year have started growing a new beard . Thick one at that. .

My friends keep pestering me to shave it off saying that it hurts my prospects when it comes to girls. (As if i stand a chance without it).

Today was a bit irritated due to some issues at work . Here is a a small dialogue that went on with me and a colleague

Colleague : Arre ek kaam kar na
Snehal : Kya ?
Colleague : (trying to be a smart alec) Daadi bana ke aa na .... (and starts sniggering).
Me : (Already visibly irritated) . Itni toh banayee hain. aur kya marker leke bana du kya ???
Colleague is stunned and watching me . A guy and girl sitting next to him are going hhahahahahahah.

Mr

Cant think of a title for every new post that i come up with. So put in my title . :)

Today we checked out a new joint . Mummy's kitchen which has replaced good old shankara palace where my college friends went to do first class (code word for drinking then) .

The food at the place was surpringly good and the prices reasonable. BTW my port was not a review on the place but an incident that took place there.

Muks, me , gubi and harish had made our way there and settled down to place our final order ( the place was closing for the night and we had to place our final order )

Mukesh : Main kuch khaane nahin waala hain.
Gubi : Soup lete hain na
Me : Mera pet bhara hain. I dont want soup .
Harish : Main bhi soup nahin lega.

Me and gubi then got into a tangle ordering dishes. In the end we place an order but werent sure of it.

Gubi (to waiter) : Order repeat karna.
Waiter (completely confused but manages to hold his wits) : 1 Murg mussallam , 1/2 butter chicken blah blah.

Gubi : (After the waiter completes his order) Correct.

By this time me and mukesh are in splits.

Mukesh : tu kya waiter ka viva le raha tha kya. sab bolne ke baad bol raha hain Correct karke.....

Another one

I missed a day but atleast am trying to be regular...

Scene : The date is Feb 15th 2009. We are already pooped out and sitting in Apsara waiting for the clock to strike 12 to wish Harish. Everyone is so bored that we decide to celebrate his birthday then and there. Unfortunately we have no cake. Fortunately we have 2 caramel custard's - One that Gubi has ordered and the other by Stan & Me . Gubi has already started eating his custard.

Stanley : Bahut pakk gaya re. Harish ka budday yahi manate hain...
Snehal : Lekin cake nahin hain.
Stanley : Custard hai na .. Custard kaat te hain
Gubi : (without looking up) . haan tera waala kaat te hain ....

Stan and Me go hahahahahhahahahaha